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Elevator Etiquette

What is it with people not knowing how this whole getting on and off the elevator thing works? If I'm not on my bike, I'm in an elevator and I can tell you there is a whole power game that goes on when people are cueing at those big metal doors. People seem to think its a competition to get on the damn things and start jockeying for position as soon as the bell rings. Well, here are some tips for the etiquettely challenged: 1) When the elevator doors open on your floor, allow people exiting the elevator to go first. The reasoning for this is simple: an elevator is just a container, and once full, a container cannot be filled more; therefore, let exiting passengers off first so there's more room for you to get on. 2) Remember, its not a competition . If you know you're going to be getting off the elevator on the third floor as opposed to the tenth floor, don't try to be the first person on the elevator! Hang back and get on last. That way, one is already up f

Sprizee's Ass

This is for those who would not otherwise click on the link to Sprizee's excellent blog. As you can see, a fine, fine example of the female backside. Go to her blog now you fools !
Sprizee's Ass 

New York Times

This was too funny to pass up: WEEK IN REVIEW Sneak Preview! The Cheney-Edwards Debate By ANDY BOROWITZ PLANNING for the 2004 vice presidential debate is already under way. In an attempt to level the playing field, Senator John Edwards's image will be digitally altered to make him 40 percent less "hot looking," and Vice President Dick Cheney will be on a five-second delay. Finally, each man has submitted a wish list of questions to ask the other during the high-stakes face-off. QUESTIONS FOR DICK CHENEY 1. Former Senator Alfonse D'Amato has suggested President Bush dump you from the ticket. What's your response to him, in two words? (Way, too, funny) - (Comments by me in italics) 2. If Halliburton and the Carlyle Group both invited you to the movies on the same night, who would you go with? 3. Over the past four years, how many days would you say you spent above ground? 4. Describe in detail your favorite high-impact aerobics routine.