I have more on the 9-11 joke. MSNBC has a video from their nightly news that covered the story, but I couldn't find a copy of the whole transcript. Anyhoo, the girl the mother couldn't control was only 12(!), not 13, and it happened in Texas (even better), not Florida. Yep, they're doin' just fine down there in Jesus Land.
Just my thoughts on stuff. Writing seems to help me figure things out. Feel free to leave your comments but don't be a jerk. "I (already) know I'm unlovable, you don't have to tell me..."