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Bush's Speech at Reagan's Funeral

Bein' on vacation I'm sittin' here watching Bushie embarrass himself. While quoting Reagan, Bush says, "He referred to Soviet leaders as 'Slave masters.'" Now, Mikhail Gorbachev is sitting about 6 rows back, and when he said this, the camera panned the congregation to reveal a pained look on the faces of everyone. Right this moment he's been going on about how bad the conditions were in the Soviet Union when Reagan took office. The camera continues to pan and the look on everyone's face is 'Dude, you really are a moron. This is not the forum for these comments.'

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