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The Two-State Solution, Residents of Eastern Washington want to split Washington in two. Why not cut the rubes loose?, by Sandeep Kaushik (03/10/05)

The idea of giving the conservatives a state of Eastern Washington in exchange for a state of Washington D.C., is an interesting one. And, again, I say, LET THEM FUCKING DO IT, and, GOOD RIDDANCE.

Also, as an editorial note: In my previous post, when discussing the possible illegality of our state's recent gubernatorial election, I considered using the phrase: 'I don't care if Christine Gregoire was down on Second and Yesler, giving blowjobs to convicts in exchange for their votes...' I did not use the phrase because I thought I might get in trouble, somehow. This omission has gotten me the nickname of "pussy" from Jerimiah. No longer able to live with my shame I submit the phrase to you, dear readers. And from now on I'll keep my first drafts to myself.
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