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Operation Yellow Elephant

So, I've noticed as I walk the halls at school that there are a lot of Christian Republicans that go to my school. Every other day, I walk down the hall and hear people talking about Jesus. This one chick in my math class wears this t-shirt that has a big CK on it like its Calvin Klein, but the little words across her tits say Christ the King. I've seen her drive by school in her car, she's got a "W" sticker on her bumper. Most of these people I see and hear are much younger than I, meaning that they are eligible to serve in the Army. Which brings me to my question: Why aren't these mother-fuckers volunteering to serve and fight the war they wanted? Why are these chicken-shit young Republicans at school, taking up my federal grant money?

I want to make a sign for the side of my car that says 'Young Republican Recruiting Shuttle: Free Rides To Military Recruiting Station. Young Republicans Only.'
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